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Dear Diary,
Today I was taken away from my home and dropped in a very nice lunatic asylum. It's all very comfortable and pretty. I've even been given my booze and my Vicodin.
Yeah, not even I can maintain that level of sarcasm.
Apparently all the 'cool kids' introduce themselves using these things so here we go.
Hello everyone! My name is Doctor Gregory House. I am a board certified diagnostician with a double specialty in infectious diseases and nephrology. No, I don't care what's wrong with you and no, I won't diagnose that strange mole on your left leg. If you see me popping pills, they're called Vicodin, they're for pain relief and they're mine. No, you can't have any.
I think that'll do.
Today I was taken away from my home and dropped in a very nice lunatic asylum. It's all very comfortable and pretty. I've even been given my booze and my Vicodin.
Yeah, not even I can maintain that level of sarcasm.
Apparently all the 'cool kids' introduce themselves using these things so here we go.
Hello everyone! My name is Doctor Gregory House. I am a board certified diagnostician with a double specialty in infectious diseases and nephrology. No, I don't care what's wrong with you and no, I won't diagnose that strange mole on your left leg. If you see me popping pills, they're called Vicodin, they're for pain relief and they're mine. No, you can't have any.
I think that'll do.
